In The Name Of God, the merciful, the Compassionate

In all of my life, I just enjoyed three jokes:

 1- Once a stingy man took part in a rally car racing, and picked up a passenger on the way

 2- Once a stingy person whose pen’s ink had been run out, abandoned his education

 3- Once a stingy man was in his deathbed, he called his children and said: “Jack, where are you?”. Jack answered “I’m here dad, beside you”. The man called the othere and said: Whrere are you Tom?”. Tom said: “I’m here too, daddy”. The man told them: “Where is john?”. They said to him: “John is here beside you, dad”. Then the man said: “If you all are here, why the toilet’s lamp is on?”